Category: At Work

LACK OF INCENTIVE

At the office New Year party, the director’s wife, with an ironic smile, said to the attractive secretary:

“How nice for you dearie, that you married at last. Since then my husband hardly ever does overtime.”

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Category: C'est la Vie!

MISTAKEN IDENTITY

A guy went to the supermarket and noticed an attractive woman waving at him. She said hello. He was rather taken back, because he couldn't place where he knew her from. So he said:

"Do you know me?"

To which she replied:

"I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind traveled back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and said:

"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looked into his eyes and said calmly:

"No, I' m your son's teacher"

 

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