Category: Boys and Girls

LANGUAGE PROBLEMS

It was summer at Lake Tahoe and a local boy met a German tourist. He invited her boating and they rowed out far into the middle of the lake. People ashore noticed that the boat didn’t move and seemed to be empty from afar. After a while, several men started swimming towards the boat. They almost reached it when a tousle-headed boy rose above the boat’s rim:

“Hey men! Does anyone know what the meaning of ‘Noch einmal’ is?”

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Category: Ecumenical Stories SUDDEN CONVERSION

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air, then it opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out:

“Oh, my God! Help me!”

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds:

“I thought you didn't believe in me!”

“Come on God, give me a break!” – the man pleaded, – “two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!”

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