Category: From the Mouths of Babes

COLOR CODING

At a wedding a child asks his mother:

“Mummy why is that woman in a white dress?”

“The bride is wearing a white dress, because this is the happiest day of her life and white is the color of happiness.”

The child reflects for a while on his mother’s answer and then asks again:

“Then why is the bridegroom in black?”

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Category: From the Mouths of Babes COLOR CODING

At a wedding a child asks his mother:

“Mummy why is that woman in a white dress?”

“The bride is wearing a white dress, because this is the happiest day of her life and white is the color of happiness.”

The child reflects for a while on his mother’s answer and then asks again:

“Then why is the bridegroom in black?”

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Category: Marital Bliss LIVING ON A PITTANCE A young man asked his girlfriend to marry him. As the man had no work, nor did he have a profession, the prospective bride asked: “Tell me, if I do become your wife, what will we live on?” “On love,” – answered the bridegroom to be, only half in jest. She must have loved him very much, because she married him anyway. Some days after their wedding, the husband came home and saw his wife, stark naked, sitting on the kitchen stove. “For Heavens’ sake,” – asked the astonished man, – “what are you doing?” “Warming our dinner.”

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