GATORS
Two alligators were sitting in the swamp talking. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said:"I cain't understand how you kin be so much bigger'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't gert it.""Well," - said the big 'gator, - what you been eatin' boy?""Politicians, same as you," - replied the small 'gator."Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?""Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol.""Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?""Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!""Ah!" - said the big alligator, - "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase.
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