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At the Soviet Emigration Office:

“What are your reasons for requesting an Emigration Permit?”

“My uncle in Canada has become totally deaf and cannot manage on his own.”

“Hmm. And why doesn’t your uncle come here to live with you?”

“He is just deaf, not crazy.” 

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Rabinovits applied for an exit visa from the Soviet Union. He was ordered to come to the Emigration Office:
“You have a big apartment and a good job. Why do you want to emigrate to Israel?”
“I wouldn’t mind staying, but my wife wants to go.”
“You’re a man. Can’t you change your wife’s mind?”
“I could, but her parents want to leave too.”
“Let them go and you can stay.”
“Regretfully, I’m unable. I’m the only Jew in the family.”

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Category: Political Jokes NOT CRAZY

At the former Soviet Emigration Office:

“What are your reasons for requesting an Emigration Permit?”

“My uncle in Canada has become totally deaf and cannot manage on his own.”

“Hmm. And why doesn’t your uncle come here to live with you?”

“He is just deaf, not crazy.”

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