Category: Male Chauvinists

NO OFFENSE MEANT

“I have never encountered such impudence! I’m telling you that my wife is expecting a child and you are asking me from whom?”

“All right, take it easy. I thought you knew who the father is.”

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Category: Ecumenical Stories

THE RABBI'S CHILDREN

There was a rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby, so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the rabbi's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the rabbi's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much his additional children were costing the synagogue. Finally, the Rabbi got up and spoke to the crowd:
"Children are a gift from God," - he said.
Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said:
"Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."
And the congregation said:
"Amen".

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Category: Ecumenical Stories

TEST QUESTION

Question:

“Can you describe the different denominations in the Jewish religion?

Answer:

“At an Orthodox wedding the mother is in a family way, at a Conservative wedding the bride is expecting, whereas at a Reformist wedding, it is the rabbi who is pregnant.”

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