Category: Blondes INDEFINITELY DELAYED Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the Captain announced: “One of our engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry, we have three engines left.” Thirty minutes later, the Captain announced: “One more engine has failed and the flight will take two hours longer. But don't worry, we have two engines left.” An hour later the Captain announced: “One more engine has failed and the flight will last three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left.” One blonde looked at the other and said: “If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day.” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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