Category: Ethnic

BUTT EXPERT

 

 

Trust the Chinese to have his wits when he's surrounded by such racists.

A Chinese immigrant went hunting one day in Ontario, Canada and bagged three ducks. He put them in the back of his pickup truck and was about to drive home, when he was confronted by a game warden who didn’t like Chinese.

The game warden ordered the Chinese to show his hunting license and the man pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt and said:

”This duck ain’t from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec hunting license, boy?”

The Chinese reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its but and said:

 “This ain’t no Quebec duck. This duck’s from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?”

 The Chinese reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt and said:

“This ain’t no Manitoba duck. This here duck’s from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia hunting license?”

Again the Chinese reached into his wallet keeping calm and patience and brought out a Nova Scotia license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point and yelled at the Chinese:

“Just where the hell are you from?”

The Chinese smiled, turned around, bent over, dropped his pants showing his butt and said:

”You tell me, you are the expert.” 

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DUMB WHITE MAN
 

Chief Two Eagles was asked by one government official:

"Chief, you have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued:

"Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied:

"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.

No taxes,

No debt,

Plenty buffalo,

Plenty beaver,

Women did all the work,

Medicine man free,

Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled:

"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
 

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