Category: Male Chauvinists

LOSS OF CONTROL

A man complained:

“I lost control of my car yesterday.”

“How did it happen?”

“My wife got her driver’s license.” 

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Category: Marital Bliss

FAMILIAR WITH THE TYPE

An elderly couple was driving cross-country and the woman was driving. She got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said:

“Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?”

The woman turned to her husband and asked:

“What did he say?”

The old man yelled:

“HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING.”

The patrolman said:

“May I see your license?”

The woman turned to her husband and asked:

“What did he say?”

The old man yelled:

“HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE.”

The woman gave him her license.

The patrolman said:

“I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex I have ever had.”

The woman turned to her husband and asked:

“What did he say?”

“HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU,” – the old man yelled.

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