JUNGLE JUSTICE
On his way to his favorite watering hole, an elephant encountered a mouse running for his life.
“What is your hurry, little fellow?” - he asked.
“Some animal raped the lioness,” – answered the frightened rodent – “and its mate is suspicious of every male in sight.”
The big game hunter was showing his guests the trophies mounted on the wall of his den. The heads of a fierce-looking African lion, a Canadian grizzly, a deer with magnificent antlers, a pair of ivory tusks. Suddenly one of the guests pointed at the head of a mustachioed man, mounted there among the stuffed animal heads:
“And who is he?”
“That is Antonio, an Italian singer,” – answered the hunter. “I bagged him in my wife’s bed.”
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On his way to his favorite watering hole, an elephant encountered a mouse running for his life.
“What is your hurry, little fellow?” - he asked.
“Some animal raped the lioness,” – answered the frightened rodent – “and its mate is suspicious of every male in sight.”
