Category: Viagra

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A man came to the physician and complained:
“Doctor, I cannot get it up anymore.”
The doctor prescribed him some pills, but warned him not to take more than one pill weekly. He also explained that the influence of the pill wears off after one hour, but that should be sufficient. The patient, anxious to try out his new medication and being sure that his wife was at home, took one pill even before he opened his door. To his surprise the apartment was empty and a note from his wife advised him that she left to visit her mother. By the time the wife returned home, the influence of the pill had of course worn off and no effort could get up the sagging manhood of the husband.
The next day the man returned to the physician and asked him if he can take just one more pill. He explained that he took one when his wife was absent and it was wasted. Jokingly, the physician inquired:
“Don’t you have a girlfriend next-door? Couldn’t she have helped you out?”
The patient protested indignantly:
“If you must know, I happen to have a very nice neighbor, but with her I don’t need a pill.”

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Category: Marital Bliss

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A man was in a terrible accident and his “manhood” was mangled and torn from his body His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said that the cost would be $3,500 for a “small,” $6,500 for a “medium,” and $14,000 for a “large.”

The man was sure he would want a medium, or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room and found the man looking quite gloom.

“Well, what have the two of you decided?” – asked the doctor.

The man answered:

“She'd rather remodel the kitchen”.

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