Category: Viagra

STRONG MEDICINE

A lady went to the doctor and complained that her husband was losing interest in sex. The doctor gave her a pill, warned her it is still experimental and told her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. About a week later she was back at the doctor and reported joyously:

“Doc, the pill worked great!! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes and he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes on the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!”

The doctor said:

“I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.”

“Naah... “, – she said, – “that's okay. We aren't going back to that restaurant anyway.”

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Category: Viagra

LIMITED INFIRMITY

A man came to the physician and complained:
“Doctor, I cannot get it up anymore.”
The doctor prescribed him some pills, but warned him not to take more than one pill weekly. He also explained that the influence of the pill wears off after one hour, but that should be sufficient. The patient, anxious to try out his new medication and being sure that his wife was at home, took one pill even before he opened his door. To his surprise the apartment was empty and a note from his wife advised him that she left to visit her mother. By the time the wife returned home, the influence of the pill had of course worn off and no effort could get up the sagging manhood of the husband.
The next day the man returned to the physician and asked him if he can take just one more pill. He explained that he took one when his wife was absent and it was wasted. Jokingly, the physician inquired:
“Don’t you have a girlfriend next-door? Couldn’t she have helped you out?”
The patient protested indignantly:
“If you must know, I happen to have a very nice neighbor, but with her I don’t need a pill.”

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BRIEF ONES

 During the Holiday Season, a man bought his girlfriend a pair of stockings. On one stocking he inscribed “Merry Christmas!”, on the other “Happy New Year!” and on the attached greeting card he wrote: “See you between the two holidays.”
 There is a new pill that cures both impotence and constipation. It will be marketed under the name: “Easy Come, Easy Go.”
 While in London, a Scotsman asked a prostitute who accosted him what her going rate was. On hearing her reply, the stupefied man exclaimed:
“But Baby, I don’t want to buy it, just use it for a while.”

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Category: Viagra GRANNIES

Grandpa and Grandma were visiting their kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet. He asked the son about using one of the pills and the son said I don't think you should take one, they're very strong and very expensive.

"How much?" - asked Grandpa.

"$10 a pill," - answered the son.

"I don't care," - said Grandpa, "I'd like to try one and I'll give you the money in the morning."

The next morning the son found $110 under his pillow. He said to Grandpa:

"I told you each pill was $10, not $110."

"I know," – said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma."

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Category: Viagra STRONG MEDICINE

A lady went to the doctor and complained that her husband was losing interest in sex. The doctor gave her a pill, warned her it is still experimental and told her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. About a week later she was back at the doctor and reported joyously:

“Doc, the pill worked great!! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes and he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes on the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!”

The doctor said:

“I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.”

“Naah... “, – she said, – “that's okay. We aren't going back to that restaurant anyway.”

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