BEDDING ORDER
A rich old man proposed to a young woman.
“I will marry you,” – said the woman, – “but I have three conditions:
1. Deposit 1 million dollars in my bank account.
2. Buy me a mansion in
“Consider it done,” – said the prospective husband. “And what is your third condition?”
3. “I want to have sex every day.”
“All right. Put me down for every second Thursday.”

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