Category: Nouveau Riche

THANK GOD

A golden Rolls Royce rolled to a stop before the exclusive “Fountainenbleu” Hotel in Miami. Out stepped a lady in a mink coat, the jewelry on her neck and hands dazzling in the afternoon sunshine. She requested the doorman to send out some men and carry her husband into the lobby. It took four strong bellboys to deposit the corpulent man in a comfortable armchair. As they pocketed their generous tip, one of them asked the wife pityingly:

“Can’t the poor guy walk at all?”

“Of course he can, but thank God, he doesn’t have to!”

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Category: Marital Bliss 

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

John asked his wife Mary what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.

"Would you like a new mink coat?" - he asksed.

"Not really," - said Mary.

"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" – said John.

"No," - she responded.

"What about a new vacation home in the country?" - he suggested.

She again rejected his offer with a "No thanks."

"Well what would you like for your anniversary?" - John asked.

"John, I'd like a divorce," - answered Mary.

"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," said John.

   

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Category: Boys and Girls
WONDERFUL WEEKEND

A man and a woman walked into a very posh Rodeo Drive store.

''Show the lady your finest mink!'' - the fellow exclaimed. So the owner of the shop went in back and came out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tried it on, the owner discreetly whispered to the man:
''Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000.''
''No problem! I'll write you a check!''
''Very good, sir,'' - said the shop owner. ''Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared.''
So the man and the woman left. On Monday, the fellow returned. The storeowner was outraged:
''How dare you show your face in here?! There was not a single penny in your checking account!!''
''I just had to come by'' – grinned the guy, – ''to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!''

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Category: Boys and Girls WONDERFUL WEEKEND

A man and a woman walked into a very posh Rodeo Drive store.

''Show the lady your finest mink!'' - the fellow exclaimed. So the owner of the shop went in back and came out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tried it on, the owner discreetly whispered to the man:

''Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000.''

''No problem! I'll write you a check!''

''Very good, sir,'' - said the shop owner. ''Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared.''

So the man and the woman left. On Monday, the fellow returned. The storeowner was outraged:

''How dare you show your face in here?! There was not a single penny in your checking account!!''

''I just had to come by'' – grinned the guy, – ''to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!''

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