Showing posts with label sports car. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sports car. Show all posts

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Category: Mothers

OUT OF HER KIND HEART
Said a mother to her neighbor:
“I don’t know why it is said that people in the big city are so bad. My daughter moved to New York just a few months ago and her boss has already presented her with a fur coat, a sports car and a fully furnished apartment.”
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Monday, April 09, 2012

Category: Marital Bliss 
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
John asked his wife Mary what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like a new mink coat?" - he asksed.
"Not really," - said Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" – said John.
"No," - she responded.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" - he suggested.
She again rejected his offer with a "No thanks."
"Well what would you like for your anniversary?" - John asked.
"John, I'd like a divorce," - answered Mary.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," said John.

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Saturday, October 08, 2011

Category: Marital Bliss

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

John asked his wife Mary what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like a new mink coat?" - he asksed.
"Not really," - said Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" – said John.
"No," - she responded.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" - he suggested.
She again rejected his offer with a "No thanks."
"Well what would you like for your anniversary?" - John asked.
"John, I'd like a divorce," - answered Mary.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," said John.
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