Category: Ethnic Stories

CAREFUL

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney.

"Did you see the paper?" - asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"

"Yes, I saw it!" - replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"

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Category: Marital Bliss YES, DEAR

The husband looked up from his newspaper:

“Did you say anything sweetie?”

“I did, but that was yesterday.”

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Category: Marital Bliss FLIP-FLOP “My husband flips a coin every night, so he can decide whether to go to the pub, or not. If it comes up heads, he goes.” “And if it comes up tails?” “Then he flips it again. YES, DEAR The husband looked up from his newspaper: “Did you say anything sweetie?” “I did, but that was yesterday.”

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