Category: Misers

A GOOD BARGAIN

Mr. Miser died and his wife wanted to publish an obituary in the local paper.

“What shall I write in the obituary?” – asked the adman.

“Just ‘Bill is dead’,” – replied Mrs. Miser. “After all everybody knew him.”

“But Madam, six words will cost you the same amount as three words.”

“Then write ‘Bill is dead, Toyota for sale’”

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Category: Ethnic Stories

CAREFUL

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney.

"Did you see the paper?" - asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"

"Yes, I saw it!" - replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"

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Category: Misers A GOOD BARGAIN

Mr. Miser died and his wife wanted to publish an obituary in the local paper.

“What shall I write in the obituary?” – asked the adman.

“Just ‘Bill is dead’,” – replied Mrs. Miser. “After all everybody knew him.”

“But Madam, six words will cost you the same amount as three words.”

“Then write ‘Bill is dead, Toyota for sale’”

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