Category: Misers

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Mr. Miser died and his wife wanted to publish an obituary in the local paper.

“What shall I write in the obituary?” – asked the adman.

“Just ‘Bill is dead’,” – replied Mrs. Miser. “After all everybody knew him.”

“But Madam, six words will cost you the same amount as three words.”

“Then write ‘Bill is dead, Toyota for sale’”

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Category: Simpletons

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Mary was having a lot of problems selling her old car, because it had more than 200,000 miles on it. One day, she talked of her problem to a friend. Her friend told her:

“There's a way of making the car easier to sell, but it's not legal.”

“It doesn't matter,” - replied Mary, - “if only I can sell it.”

“Okay,” - said the friend. “This the address of someone who owns a car repair shop. If you tell him that I sent you, he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell it anymore.”

The next week Mary took her car to the repair shop. About one month later, her friend asked her:

“Did you sell your car?”

“No,” - replied Mary, - “why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it.”

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