Category: Male Chauvinists

NICE TRY

A man made a suggestion to his wife:

“Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?”

His wife responded with:

“Yes, I would really like that. Tonight, you stand by the ironing board and I'll lay on the couch and watch TV.”

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Category: Old Age Simulations 

BROTHEL VISIT

An elderly man went into a brothel and told the madam that he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looked at the man and asked how old he is.
"I'm 90 years old," - he said
"Ninety!" - commented the madam. "Don't you realize you've had it?" 
"Oh, sorry," - said the old man, - "how much do I owe you?"

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