Category: Naughty Jokes

PROSTATE EXAM

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test by the National Health Service, a guy decided to have this next test carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.

As he lay naked on his side on the table and the nurse began the examination.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" - said the nurse.

"I haven't got an erection," - said the man.

"No, but I have,"

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Category: Viagra

CREATIVE THINKING

A man went to visit his grandpa in hospital.

“How are you grandpa? -  he asked.

“Feeling fine,” - said the old man.

“What's the food like?”

“Terrific, wonderful menus.”

“And the nursing?”

“Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you.”

“What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?”

“No problem at all - nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ...  and that's it. I go out like a light.”

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushed off to question the Sister in charge.

“What are you people doing?” - he said. “I'm told you're giving an old man Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?”

“Oh, yes,” - replied the Sister. “Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed.”

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