Showing posts with label period. Show all posts
Showing posts with label period. Show all posts

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Category: Parenting

TRY AGAIN
A twenty-one-year-old girl told her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother went to the drugstore and bought a test kit. The test result showed that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother said:
"Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picked up the phone and made a call.  
Half an hour later a Ferrari stopped in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, stepped out of the car and entered the house. He sat in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and told them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll provide support. If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"  
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and told him:
"Then you try again."
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Thursday, March 08, 2012

Category: From The Mouths of Babes
HIDEOUS DEFORMITY
The country-girl got her period for the first time. She became very frightened, as she didn’t know what caused her bleeding, so she went to the neighbor’s boy, hoping that he could help her. The boy pulled down her panties and in a state of shock exclaimed:
“Of course you are bleeding! Someone has cut off your penis.” 
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