Category: From the Mouths of Babes

LOGICAL

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

 "Yes," - said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."

Little Johnny asked:

"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

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Category: Gay Liberation Front

INNOCENT PASSERBY

A man, with a scratched face and torn clothing, came limping into the police station. He complained that the previous evening, while taking a stroll in Central Park, two men jumped him, raped him and for good measure, beat him up too. The police sergeant looked him over curiously and asked:

“But you are a strong, young man. Why didn’t run away?”

“Have you ever tried running in high-heels?”

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