Category: Sporting World

GOLF GUN

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of one Juan Gonzalez.

"How was he killed?" - asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," - the other detective replied.

"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"

    "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

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Category: From the Mouths of Babes

LOGICAL

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

 "Yes," - said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."

Little Johnny asked:

"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

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