Category: Ethnic Stories

SPEAKING PART

A Jewish boy came home from school and told his mother he has been given a part in the school play.

“Wonderful,” - said the mother. “What part is it?”

“I play the part of the Jewish husband!”

The mother scowled and said:

“Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part!”

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Category: From the Mouths of Babes NOT VERY HELPFUL

It was the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class:

“If any of you has to go to the bathroom, you should hold up two fingers.”

After a moment of quiet thought, one little boy asked:

“And how will that help?”

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