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In a pouring rain a taxicab was parked at a deserted street corner when the door opened suddenly and a totally naked woman plunked her wet body down onto the rear seat. She stated her destination, but the cabby just sat there staring at her dumbly in his rearview mirror.

“What's matter?” - asked the woman. “Why don't you start?”

“I was asking myself how you are going to pay the fare?”

In reply, the woman just spread her legs suggestively. The driver asked:

“Got any smaller bills?”

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Category: Ghost Stories FORCE OF HABIT The passenger in the taxicab wanted to light a cigarette when he noticed that he had no matches. At a traffic-light he leaned forward and tapped the driver’s shoulder: “Do you mind if I light up?’ The driver shrieked and turned around with an ashen face. The passenger was embarrassed: “Excuse me for giving you a shock. I only wanted to ask you for a light.” “It’s really not your fault sir, but I’m replacing the regular driver only temporarily. usually I drive a hearse.”

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