Category: Viagra

HANDLING PAIN

A man visited the dentist. After examining him, the dentist said:

“That tooth has to come out. I’m going to give you a shot of Novocain and I’ll be back in a few minutes.”

The man grabbed the dentist’s arm and screamed:

“No way! I hate needles. I’m not getting any shot!”

The dentist said:

“OK, we’ll have to go with the gas then.”

His patient replied:

“Absolutely not! It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I’m not having gas.”

So the dentist stepped out and came back with a glass of water:

“Here,” – he said, – “take this pill.”

The man asked:

“What is it?”

The dentist replied:

“Viagra.”

The man looked surprised and asked:

“Will that kill the pain?”

“No,” – replied the dentist, – “but it will give you something to hang onto while I pull your tooth.”

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Category: Doctors and Patients

MUTUAL TRUST

The pretty young Miss was having a tooth pulled and the dentist gave her the usual “This won't hurt a bit” routine before bending over her with a drill in his hand. He immediately drew back in complete alarm.
“Miss,” – he said in a barely audible whisper, – “you have got hold of my testicles!”
“Yes doc, I know,” – she smiled sweetly – “and we aren't going to hurt each other, are we?”

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Category: Marital Bliss

STOIC PATIENT

The Millers were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Miller made it clear he was in a big hurry.

“No expensive extras, Doctor,” – he ordered. “No gas or needles, or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”

“I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” – said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?”

Mr. Miller turned to his wife:

“Show him your tooth, Honey.”

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