Category: Marital Bliss

THOUGH QUESTION

A woman was at home when she heard someone knock at the door. She went to open it and saw a man standing there. He asked the lady:

“Do you have a vagina?”

She slammed the door in disgust. The next morning she again heard a knock at the door. It was the same man and he asked the same question:

 “Do you have a vagina?”

She slammed the door again. Later that night when her husband got home she told him what has happened for the last two days. The husband told the wife in a loving and concerned voice:

“Honey I am taking tomorrow off, to be home just in case this guy shows up again.”

The next morning they heard a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband said to the wife in a whispered voice:

“Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy, I want you to answer yes to the question, because I want to see where he is going with it.”

 She nodded yes to her husband and opened the door. Sure enough, the same fellow was standing there and asking the same question.

“Do you have a vagina?”

“Yes” - she said...

The man replied:

“Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?”

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Category: Ecumenical Stories

GADGETRY

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:
"Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?"
"Of course, my child. What can I do for you?"
"Here is the problem; I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie."
"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions," - and she gave him the 'hair remover.'
The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked:
"Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son," – he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked:
"And from the sash down, what do you have?"
The priest replied:
"I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used."
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said:
"Go ahead Father. ................Next!"

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