Category: Ecumenical Stories

MIRACLE

A woman started dating a doctor. Before too long, she became pregnant, but they did not want the child. About nine months later, just about the time she was going to give birth, a priest came into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor said to the woman:

"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" - she asked.

"It's worth a try," - he said.

So, the doctor delivered the baby and then operated on the priest. After the operation, he went in to the priest and said:

"Father, you're not going to believe this."

"What?" - asked the priest. "What happened?"

"You gave birth to a child!"

"But that's impossible!" - said the priest.

"I just did the operation," - insisted the doctor, - "it's a miracle!  Here's your baby!"

 About fifteen years went by and the priest realized he must tell his son the truth. 

One day he sat the boy down and said:

"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."

The boy said:

"What do you mean, you're not my father?"

The priest replied:

 "I am your mother. The archbishop is your father."

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