MIRACLE
A woman started dating a doctor. Before too long, she became pregnant, but they did not want the child. About nine months later, just about the time she was going to give birth, a priest came into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor said to the woman:"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle.""Do you think it will work?" - she asked."It's worth a try," - he said.So, the doctor delivered the baby and then operated on the priest. After the operation, he went in to the priest and said:"Father, you're not going to believe this.""What?" - asked the priest. "What happened?""You gave birth to a child!""But that's impossible!" - said the priest."I just did the operation," - insisted the doctor, - "it's a miracle! Here's your baby!"About fifteen years went by and the priest realized he must tell his son the truth.One day he sat the boy down and said:"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."The boy said:"What do you mean, you're not my father?"The priest replied:"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father."
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