Category: Ecumenical Stories

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The archbishop was forewarned about the muckraking English journalists. So when he landed at Heathrow airport and one of the press representatives shot him a provocative question, he gave the most non-committed answer, as possible. The question was:

“What is Your Eminence’s opinion of the night life in London?”
The archbishop replied:
“Is there any night life in London?”
The next day the headlines in some of the tabloids were:
ARCHBISHOP VISITS BRITAIN. HIS FIRST QUESTION:
IS THERE NIGHTLIFE IN LONDON?

 

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Category: Ecumenical Stories EXACT QUOTE

The archbishop was forewarned about the muckraking English journalists. So when he landed at Heathrow airport and one of the press representatives shot him a provocative question, he gave the most non-committed answer, as possible. The question was:

“What is Your Eminence’s opinion of the night life in London?”

The archbishop replied:

“Is there any night life in London?”

The next day the headlines in some of the tabloids were:

ARCHBISHOP VISITS BRITAIN. HIS FIRST QUESTION:

Is there nightlife in London?

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Category: For your Kids ME TOO

A journalist used the Main Street café as his office. It was within reach of all-important locales, frequented by government officials, air-conditioned, had good food and all in all, was the best place to hear the latest gossip. There was only one fly in the ointment. He loved coffee, but every time he ordered a cup, he had a phone-call and while he was away, some-body finished his coffee. The next time he had a phone call, he left a note on the top of his cup:

“This is my coffee and I spit in it!”

When he finished the phone conversation and returned to his table, he found that somebody had added a further line to his note, saying:

“Me too!”

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