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ME TOO

A journalist used the Main Street café as his office. It was within reach of all important locales, frequented by government officials, air-conditioned, had good food and all in all, was the best place to hear the latest gossip. There was only one fly in the ointment. He loved coffee, but every time he ordered a cup, he had a phone-call and while he was away, some-body finished his coffee. The next time he had a phone call, he left a note on the top of his cup:

“This is my coffee and I spit in it!”

When he finished the phone conversation and returned to his table, he found that somebody had added a further line to his note, saying:

“Me too!”

  

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Category: Political Jokes DARING GUYS

Ivan and Joe were having a beer in the pub. Said Joe:

“Ours is a wonderful country, Ivan. It is so democratic, that once I spit on the President’s car and nothing happened to me.”

“That’s nothing! I once took a shit in Red Square.”

After a few more beers Joe spoke up again:

“I must confess, that when I spit on the President’s car, it was empty.”

“Then I must confess also, that when I took a shit in Red Square I didn’t take off my pants.”

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Category: For your Kids ME TOO

A journalist used the Main Street café as his office. It was within reach of all-important locales, frequented by government officials, air-conditioned, had good food and all in all, was the best place to hear the latest gossip. There was only one fly in the ointment. He loved coffee, but every time he ordered a cup, he had a phone-call and while he was away, some-body finished his coffee. The next time he had a phone call, he left a note on the top of his cup:

“This is my coffee and I spit in it!”

When he finished the phone conversation and returned to his table, he found that somebody had added a further line to his note, saying:

“Me too!”

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