Category: For your Kids

ME TOO

A journalist used the Main Street café as his office. It was within reach of all important locales, frequented by government officials, air-conditioned, had good food and all in all, was the best place to hear the latest gossip. There was only one fly in the ointment. He loved coffee, but every time he ordered a cup, he had a phone-call and while he was away, some-body finished his coffee. The next time he had a phone call, he left a note on the top of his cup:

“This is my coffee and I spit in it!”

When he finished the phone conversation and returned to his table, he found that somebody had added a further line to his note, saying:

“Me too!”

  

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Waiter: “May I get you a cup of tea?”

Guest: “I don’t drink tea.”

Waiter: “A cup of coffee?”

Guest: “I don’t drink coffee.”

Waiter: “A coke?”

Guest: “I don’t drink coke.”

Waiter: “A whisky with club soda”

Guest: “I don’t drink club soda.”

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Category: For your Kids ME TOO

A journalist used the Main Street café as his office. It was within reach of all-important locales, frequented by government officials, air-conditioned, had good food and all in all, was the best place to hear the latest gossip. There was only one fly in the ointment. He loved coffee, but every time he ordered a cup, he had a phone-call and while he was away, some-body finished his coffee. The next time he had a phone call, he left a note on the top of his cup:

“This is my coffee and I spit in it!”

When he finished the phone conversation and returned to his table, he found that somebody had added a further line to his note, saying:

“Me too!”

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