On his 100th birthday a reporter asked the patriarch, how he had managed to reach such a ripe old age.The old gent just shrugged: “Very simply. I had one glass of brandy every day.”“But there are many others who drink and don’t live to become 100 years old,” - wondered the reporter.“Of course not,” – answered the venerable guy, – “they don’t keep it up long enough.”
FIT PRESENT
A fellow said to his buddy:
“I don't know what to buy my wife for her birthday. She already has everything, so I'm really stumped.”
His buddy said:
“I have an idea. Make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!”
The next day his buddy asked:
“Well, did you accept my suggestion? How'd it turn out?”
“She loved it. She thanked me, jumped up, kissed me on the mouth and ran out the door yelling: See you in two hours!”
A fellow said to his buddy:
“I don't know what to buy my wife for her birthday. She already has everything, so I'm really stumped.”
His buddy said:
“I have an idea. Make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!”
The next day his buddy asked:
“Well, did you accept my suggestion? How'd it turn out?”
“She loved it. She thanked me, jumped up, kissed me on the mouth and ran out the door yelling: See you in two hours!”
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