MOUSY DEALINGS
“How is the film?” - he asked.
“The book was better.”
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AT THE BOOKSHOP
“Do you have the book “Household Chores for the Husband?”
“I’m sorry, we don’t stock fairy tales.”
PREPOSTEROUS SUGGESTION
A husband and wife were strolling in the park and saw a young man passionately kissing his girlfriend.
“Tell me Pa,” - asked the wife - “how about doing that too?”
“You must be joking! I don’t even know the girl.”
Chewing its way through some old reels at the Warner Brothers film-library, a mouse encountered a colleague.
“How is the film?” - he asked.
“The book was better.”
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