A DIFFRENT TYPE OF ACCIDENT
An injured man was brought to the hospital emergency ward. The nurse entering his personal data into the computer asked:
“Are you married?”
“Yes, but it was a car that hit me.”
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Thursday, January 13, 2011
Saturday, September 04, 2010
Category: Doctors and Patients 
A LITTLE MISUNDERTANDING
Nurse Simpleton was quite dense, but the duty surgeon was so exhausted that after giving the nurse detailed instructions, he thought he could afford to get a little shuteye - until the next emergency. Hardly had his head touched the pillow, or so it seemed, when some awful screaming on the corridor outside his room, brought him to full alert. He opened the door and saw a frightened man, sans pants, running for his life, pursued by Nurse Simpleton, who was carrying a cauldron full of steaming hot water.
Aghast the doctor shouted:
“Come back,
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