An elderly woman registered for studies at the university. Her records were in order, she passed all entrance exams, but the Admissions representative was still curious and asked her:“Tell me, why would a person of your age want to pursue academic studies?”“It is not so much that I want to study, it is on account of my hubby. The old prick just loves to screw co-eds”.
A LITTLE MISUNDERTANDING
Nurse Simpleton was quite dense, but the duty surgeon was so exhausted that after giving the nurse detailed instructions, he thought he could afford to get a little shuteye - until the next emergency. Hardly had his head touched the pillow, or so it seemed, when some awful screaming on the corridor outside his room, brought him to full alert. He opened the door and saw a frightened man, sans pants, running for his life, pursued by Nurse Simpleton, who was carrying a cauldron full of steaming hot water.
Aghast the doctor shouted:
“Come back,
PAINKILLER
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable. She asked her mom for a glass of cider.
“Why do you want cider?” - asked Mom.
“To take the pain away,” - sobbed the little girl.
Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass. The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink.
“It doesn't work!” - she yelled.
“What do you mean?” - asked Mom.
“Well,” - sniffed the little girl, - “I overheard my sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider!”
