Showing posts with label features. Show all posts
Showing posts with label features. Show all posts

Friday, May 03, 2013

Category: Women's Lib

HERMAPHRODITE
A woman gave birth to a baby. Afterwards, the doctor came in and said:
“I have to tell you something about your baby.”
The woman sat up in bed and asked:
“What’s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What’s wrong???”
The doctor said:
“Well, now, nothing’s wrong exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”
“A hermaphrodite.... what’s that???”
“Well, it means your baby has the...er... features... both of a male and a female.”
The woman turned pale. She said:
“Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND a brain?”
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