HERMAPHRODITE
A woman gave birth to a baby. Afterwards, the doctor came in and said:“I have to tell you something about your baby.”The woman sat up in bed and asked:“What’s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What’s wrong???”The doctor said:“Well, now, nothing’s wrong exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”“A hermaphrodite.... what’s that???”“Well, it means your baby has the...er... features... both of a male and a female.”The woman turned pale. She said:“Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND a brain?”

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