Category: Ecumenical Stories

STRANDED IN THE DESERT

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed
their situation. A long period of silence follows and then the priest said:

"Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim."

"I know, Father.  In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."

"I agree,"- said the Father. "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?"

"Anything, Father." 

"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours."

"Well, under the circumstances, I don't see that it would do any harm."

The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.

"Sister, would you mind if I touched them?”

She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

"Father, can I ask something of you?"

"Yes, Sister?"

"I have never seen a man's penis. Can I see yours?"

"I suppose that would be OK,"-  the priest replied lifting his robe.

"Oh Father, may I touch it?"

The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling, he was sporting a huge erection.

"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life."

"Is that true Father?"

"Yes, it is, Sister."

"Oh Father, that's wonderful! Stick it in the camel and let's get out of here."

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Category: Boys and Girls

THE BLAVK PANTIES

Anna had lost her husband almost 4 years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied:

"Mom! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for a couple of weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Wisconsin. Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked:

"Why the black panties?"

She replied:

"My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same. She stood there wearing the black panties and he was in his birthday suit. But now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked:

"What's with the black condom?"

He replied:

"I want to offer my deepest condolences."

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