Category: Ethnic Jokes

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A tourist passing through some godforsaken village saw a gypsy beating up his wife.

“Man, what do you think you are doing?”

“I know what I’m doing,” - answered the gypsy. “I’m fixing my washing machine.”

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Category: Ethnic Jokes IRRESISTIBLE ATTRACTION At the gypsy family the wife was about to give birth. The doctor arrived and as the room was in complete darkness, asked the husband to get some light. The man brought in one of those bicycles equipped with dynamo operated headlights and started pedaling furiously. A few minutes later the child was born and the tired father started to get off his vehicle.

“Don’t pause! Another one is on its way,” - shouted the doctor.

The gypsy started pedaling again until the second child emerged. The man, his tongue lolling, stopped again, but the doctor didn’t let him:

“Go on pedaling, I need the light for the next one!”

And so it went, until after the fourth baby was delivered. The gypsy came to a sudden stop, scratched his head in bewilderment and asked:

“Say Doc, do ye think it's the light that's attractin' them?”

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Category: Ethnic Stories IDENTITY PROBLEM A child went to his father: “Tell me Daddy, am I a Jew or a Gypsy?” “Of course you are a Gypsy, son. If I am a Gypsy, you are too.” The boy reflected a while on his father’s answer, then approached his mother: “Mummy, am I a Jew or a Gypsy?” “Of course you are a Jew, darling. If I am a Jew, you are one too. But why are you asking?” “Because our neighbors have a stunning bike. Now I’m not sure, if I should haggle for it, or just snitch it.” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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