Category: Tax Matters

EMPLOYER/EMPLOYEE RELATIONSHIP

A businessman entered the IRS offices and asked:

“Could you please give me two weeks of leave? I want to take my family for a holiday.”

“You must be out of your mind,” – said the clerk. “Why are you asking us for leave?”

“Where else would I go? Aren’t you the ones I work for?”

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Category: Male Chauvinists

PERFECT MATCH

Susan was in her late thirties and still not married. She had a hard time meeting men and the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper. She wrote:

“Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me and is excellent in bed.”

Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call. Then one day, as she was doing her laundry, she heard a knock on the door. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.

“May I help you?” - she asked.

“I am the man of your dreams!” - said the man.

Completely baffled, she said:

“Excuse me?”

“I read your ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms so I can't beat you. I have no legs so I can never leave you.”

“But are you good in bed?” - she asked.

He replied:

“How do you think I knocked on the door?!”

   

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