Category: Lawyers

BRIEF ONES

¬ Question:

 “How do you know, that a lawyer is lying?”

Answer:

 “His lips are moving.”

¬ Question:

 “Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?”

Answer:

 “Professional courtesy.”

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Category: Marital Bliss

SEX IN THE DARK

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights...

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device.

A v*i*b*r*a*t*o*r!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent b*a*s*t*a*r*d," - she screamed at him, - "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly:  

"I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids".

   

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Category: Doctors and Patients

AT THE HOSPITAL

“Give us a kiss, Nurse!

“I cannot.”

“Just a small one.”

“Impossible.”

“But Nurse, just a tiny, little one.”

“Please understand, I’m already breaking the regulations lying like this under you.”

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