Category: Nouveau Riche

OURS IS NICER

One night, the Moneymakers were having dinner. Seated at opposite ends of their five-meter long oak-wood table, Mr. Moneymaker remarked to his wife:

“You know, every man at our club keeps a mistress. I am the only one, who does not have one. What will they think of us?”

“If everybody has a mistress, you should take one too,” - replied his loyal sidekick. “We don’t want people thinking, that we cannot afford one.”  

And indeed, with the help of his wife, Mr. Moneymaker managed to find a mistress. He spent two evenings a week with her and while relaxing with his friends in the sauna, he had the satisfaction of being able to complain:

“My mistress wants a new mink-coat again.”

One night the Moneymakers went to the theater. Before the curtain rose, Mrs. Moneymaker looked through her binoculars at the rest of the audience. Suddenly, she pulled her husband’s sleeve:

“Who is that gorgeous blonde beside McCormick?”

“Probably his mistress.”

“His mistress? She is not so pretty after all. Ours is nicer, don’t you agree?”  

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Category: Marital Bliss

MASTER OF THE HOUSE

A woman, proud of the way her husband fulfills her every wish, invited her best friend to her house, for a demonstration.

As soon as the two were seated, she called out:

“Honey, would you bring Betty and me some coffee and biscuits.”

Without a word, her husband laid down his paper, shuffled out into the kitchen and a few minutes later came back, carrying a tray with refreshments. But his wife had additional instructions for him:

“Be a dear and take the dog out for a walk. You know that you both need the exercise. At the same opportunity, you could also carry out the garbage and check if there is anything in our mailbox.”

Silently, the well-trained man carried out his assignments. When at last he returned and was about to resume his reading, his spouse played her trump card and commanded:

“Now go and sit under the table.”

Obediently, her husband got down on fours and crawled to his assigned position.

Acknowledging her friend’s admiring glance, the woman at last relented and in a pacifying tone told her mate:

“You may come out again, sweetheart!”

But the man did not budge.

“What is the matter with you Max?” - wondered his sidekick. “Why don’t you come out?”

Proudly the man responded from his perch under the table:

“I want to show you once and for all who is the master of the house!”

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Category: Nouveau Riche OURS IS NICER

One night, the Moneymakers were having dinner. Seated at opposite ends of their five-meter long oak-wood table, Mr. Moneymaker remarked to his wife:

“You know, every man at our club keeps a mistress. I am the only one, who does not have one. What will they think of us?”

“If everybody has a mistress, you should take one too,” - replied his loyal sidekick. “We don’t want people thinking, that we cannot afford one.”

And indeed, with the help of his wife, Mr. Moneymaker managed to find a mistress. He spent two evenings a week with her and while relaxing with his friends in the sauna, he had the satisfaction of being able to complain:

“My mistress wants a new mink-coat again.”

One night the Moneymakers went to the theater. Before the curtain rose, Mrs. Moneymaker looked through her binoculars at the rest of the audience. Suddenly, she pulled her husband’s sleeve:

“Who is that gorgeous blonde beside McCormick?”

“Probably his mistress.”

“His mistress? She is not so pretty after all. Ours is nicer, don’t you agree?”

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