Category: Parenting

SOUND MIND

The relatives of the rich widow assembled at the family lawyer's office for the reading of her will.

“Being of sound mind,” – read the attorney, – “I spent every last cent before I died.”

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TOMBSTONE

When her recently deceased husband's will was read, a widow learned he had left the greater part of his fortune to another woman. Furious, she tried to change the inscription on her spouse's tombstone.

"Sorry, lady," - said the stonecutter. "I inscribed "REST IN PEACE" on your orders. I can't change it now."
"Very well," - she said grimly. "Just add 'UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN'."

   

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Category: Parenting FREE WILL On the eve of his son’s departure to study at a university abroad, the anxious father asked: “You will write often, won’t you son?” “Of course I will Dad, but from time to time you can send some money on your own volition.” SOUND MIND The relatives of the rich widow assembled at the family lawyer's office for the reading of her will. “Being of sound mind,” – read the attorney, – “I spent every last cent before I died.”

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