Category: At Work

MATHEMATICAL HELP

The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said:

"You graduated from the University of Kentucky, I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment and then replied:

"Everything but my earrings."

And that's exactly why he hired her!

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Category: Parenting

FREE WILL

On the eve of his son’s departure to study at a university abroad, the anxious father asked:

“You will write often, won’t you son?”

“Of course I will Dad, but from time to time you can send some money on your own volition.”

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Category: Parenting FREE WILL On the eve of his son’s departure to study at a university abroad, the anxious father asked: “You will write often, won’t you son?” “Of course I will Dad, but from time to time you can send some money on your own volition.” SOUND MIND The relatives of the rich widow assembled at the family lawyer's office for the reading of her will. “Being of sound mind,” – read the attorney, – “I spent every last cent before I died.”

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