Category: Sporting World

THOUGH GOING

“Did you and Fred have a good game, dear?”

“Did we heck. Half way up the fourth fairway Fred keeled over with a heart attack. After that, all the way it was hit the ball, drag Fred, hit the ball, drag Fred..” 

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Category: Marital Bliss

GOLFING ACCIDENT

A man staggered into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruise, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," - said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

"That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" - asked the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife:

"Hey, this looks like yours! I don't remember much after that!"

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Category: Ecumenical Stories

THE GOLFING PREACHER

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course, swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday it was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky and the temperature was just right. The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not do church, packed the car up and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course. An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to the Lord and said:

“Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing.”

The Lord nodded in agreement. The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup three hundred and fifty meters away. A perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited. The angel was a little shocked. He turned to The Lord and said:

“Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him.”

The Lord smiled:

“Think about it – who can he tell?”

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Category: Naughty Jokes BALL AT THE SAVOY It was a sultry summer day and the elderly lady, who walked by a policeman standing at the corner, could not help wondering, why he kept doing deep knee-bends. “Excuse me, Officer,” - she asked - “what is it that you are doing?” “You know the ballroom at the Savoy?” - asked the policeman. “But there is no ballroom at the Savoy,” - said the surprised lady. “There is no ballroom here either,” - said the guardian of the law and pointed at his trousers.

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Category: Boys and Girls IMPERCEPTIBLE At the New Year Eve ball, a young man noticed a ravishing woman and asked her for a dance. The lady looked him over and then uttered devastatingly: “Did you really think I would dance with a child?” The young man apologized: “Excuse me Madam, I really didn’t know you were pregnant.” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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