MOMENTARY DIFFICULTY
On their way home from kindergarten, the two tots saw a ravishing blonde on the other side of the street. .
“Look at that dame,” - said one. “Let’s go and screw her.”
“All right,” - replied the other, - “but first we have to find a grown-up to take us across the road.”
IMPERCEBTIBLE
At the New Year Eve ball, a young man noticed a ravishing woman and asked her for a dance. The lady looked him over and then uttered devastatingly:
“Did you really think I would dance with a child?”
The young man apologized:
“Excuse me Madam, I really didn’t know you were pregnant.”
On their way home from kindergarten, the two tots saw a ravishing blonde on the other side of the street. .
“Look at that dame,” - said one. “Let’s go and screw her.”
“All right,” - replied the other, - “but first we have to find a grown-up to take us across the road.”
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