Category: Old Age Humiliations

FAIR SAMPLE

A senior citizen went in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor entered the examination room he said:
"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The man, being hard of hearing, turned to his wife and asked:
"What did he say?"
The wife yelled back to him:
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"

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Category: Doctors and Patients

A MATTER OF HYGIENE

A European tourist visiting the US walked into a drugstore. He looked around, then asked:
“Excuse me, do you make feces and urine analyses?”
“Yes Sir, of course we do.”
“Then please, scrub your hands and prepare a ham and lettuce sandwich for me.”

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Category: Doctors and Patients A MATTER OF HYGIENE

A European tourist visiting the US walked into a drugstore. He looked around, then asked:

“Excuse me, do you make feces and urine analyses?”

“Yes Sir, of course we do.”

“Then please, scrub your hands and prepare a ham and lettuce sandwich for me.”

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