CONNUBIAL STILL LIFE
A businessman and his secretary arrived in
At night when the doctor was already half asleep, he heard his secretary’s voice:
“It is quite chilly, isn’t it? Could you please close the window for me?”
“How would you like to pretend tonight that you are my wife?” - asked the weary doctor.
“Nothing would please me more,” - answered the secretary enthusiastically.
“Fine, then get up and shut the bloody window yourself.”
I KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE
At first I thought of entering the fable that follows below, in the “POLITICAL” category, but then I thought that the personality trait ridiculed in it, namely pretending to be someone other than yourself, is typical of all walks of life, so I put it in 'Modern Fables'.
A young German shepherd dog asked the advice of an elder colleague as to the best way to get ahead in the world. The advice of the elder dog was:
“All you have to do is to feign that you are someone else. You could pretend, for example, that you are a wolf and instantly you would be feared and respected by everybody.”
“How can I pretend being a wolf?”
“It is really very simple. The only difference between dogs and wolves is that when dogs meet, they smell each other’s behinds, whereas wolves merely rub noses. You look exactly like a wolf, so stop behaving like a dog, act like a wolf and everybody will accept that you are one.”
The young dog acted on the advice of the older dog and within a short period made a meteoric career and achieved a high position within society. A few years later, at a cocktail party, he saw from afar his mentor from the old days. He was not an ungrateful type and did not try to avoid him. He went over to the old dog and affectionately rubbed noses with him. The elder one looked him over and said:
“I see that you have come up in the world, but with me you don’t have to pretend. I know who you really are, so you can go ahead without fear and smell my ass.”
A businessman and his secretary arrived in
At night when the doctor was already half asleep, he heard his secretary’s voice:
“It is quite chilly, isn’t it? Could you please close the window for me?”
“How would you like to pretend tonight that you are my wife?” - asked the weary doctor.
“Nothing would please me more,” - answered the secretary enthusiastically.
“Fine, then get up and shut the bloody window yourself.”
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