Category: Tax Matters

A MATTER OF CONSCIENCE

A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalms 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), the following anonymous letter was received by the IRS:
“I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax and understated my taxable income. I enclose a check for $150.00. If I still can't sleep, I’ll send the rest.”

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Category: Tax Matters A TAXING QUESTION

A woman walked into the local IRS office and declared loudly:

“I came in to settle our coitus tax.”

The receptionist was a quite embarrassed, but said:

“I am sorry Madam, but we have no intercourse taxes that I know of.”

“So why did my husband tell me this morning to go and pay the fucking taxes?”

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Category: Tax Matters DRESS CODE

A Jew came to see the rabbi:

“Rabbi! There's something is wrong with my tax returns and I have been summoned to the IRS offices. Can you tell me what shall I wear? My best suit, or rather something shabby?”

“My son, questions as regards the dress code belong to my wife's department. Let's go and ask her.”

“This is a very good question,” – said the rabbi's wife. “The other day Rebecca asked me if on her wedding night she should wear a nightgown, pajamas, or maybe should await her husband naked. I told her that it doesn't matter. She will be screwed anyway.”

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