Category: Mother-In-Law PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT “My dear Sir, your mother-in-law is in very bad condition. You should brace yourself for the worst.” “Doctor, I have only one request: Treat her as if she were your own mother-in-law.”

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Category: Mother-In-Law PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT “My dear Sir, your mother-in-law is in very bad condition. You should brace yourself for the worst.” “Doctor, I have only one request: Treat her as if she were your own mother-in-law.”

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Category: Mothers CLOSED CIRCUIT “My son swallows castor-oil like soda-pop,” – boasted a proud mother to her neighbor. “Does he love it as much?” “He hates it. But he gets a penny after every spoonful.” “And what does he do with so much money?” – asked the neighbor wonderingly. “He puts it in his saving-box and when it is full, we buy more castor-oil.”

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Category: Modern Fables WAY TO GO Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest, when a big, bad wolf came out from behind the trees and threatened to devour her. The poor, frightened girl begged for her life and promised to do anything he wished if he just let her go on in peace to her grandmother. The wolf had his way with her, but then tried again to devour her. Little Red Riding Hood had to promise him once again to do his bidding and once more the wolf availed himself of her. The wolf must have been very hungry, because when he was finished, he tried to devour the girl again, but this time it was she who offered to have sex with him. The wolf did his utmost and then collapsed in exhaustion. Just then a policeman passed through the forest and upon seeing what had happened, called to Little Red Riding Hood: “Well done! Three wolves in one day!”

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Category: Misers AT HIS EXPENSE A woman complained to her husband: “You must do something about the curtain on the bathroom window. Every time I shower, our neighbor tries to peek at me.” “Let him succeed just once,” – answered her caring spouse, – “and he will buy a new curtain for our bathroom window at his expense.”

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Category: Marital Bliss LIVING ON A PITTANCE A young man asked his girlfriend to marry him. As the man had no work, nor did he have a profession, the prospective bride asked: “Tell me, if I do become your wife, what will we live on?” “On love,” – answered the bridegroom to be, only half in jest. She must have loved him very much, because she married him anyway. Some days after their wedding, the husband came home and saw his wife, stark naked, sitting on the kitchen stove. “For Heavens’ sake,” – asked the astonished man, – “what are you doing?” “Warming our dinner.”

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Category: Marital Bliss FALSE SECURITY The young woman sported a huge shiner when she came to work Monday morning. “Who gave you that black eye?” - sympathized her colleagues. “My husband.” “But he was away for a week.” “That’s what I thought too.”

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